WasserStand. Hose-hang-up

Who was the only one bubbling in water this summer? The garden hose. Luckless were his attempts at perking up the garden, each life-giving droplet vaporising instantly on contact with the improbably sweltering world outside, after passing through his slender torso.
And after summer? Hanging out; vying with pickaxe & co in the summer house; babbling on about flourishing landscapes; scrounging weed; lecturing the loaded pesticide plunger on the twists and turns of life.
Or retraining - preferably with Walter Musacchi and dan pearlman, where an honest and upright future still awaits gardening implements scarred by a turbulent life: as a water stand.